Site Update!

Dear Anyone,

I am pleased to annouce that my friend Dylan (Nalyd)

has a Xanga site. I've never been a big fan of Xanga,

but since Dylan has a site there, I'm considering it

nintendogs cafe's first affiliate! (not Xanga, Dylans site!)

I have now ka-linked Dylan's site, The Nylad News onto

Nintendogs cafe! I urge you to check it out. After All,

I am the Nalyd new's cheif reporter. He even mentioned me in his latest article(I'm Matthew). So don't delay!

Visit the Nalyd News today!

best regards,

My Take On the Recent PPN Raid

Dear fellow bloggers,

If you are or ever have been a pokemon fan, you most likely have heard of the alleged govermental raid on the the webmaster of the Pokemon Palace Network(PPN) after the news rang throughout the pokemon world. Now there have definitely been alot of questions relating to the issue, but let me get my opinion accross. No offense to anyone who does not agree, but quite frankly I'm not going to believe this actually happened until I see some COLD ,HARD, PROOF. For instance, just look at the few things we know relating to the issue. Whether you belive it acctually happened or not, you've got to admit that the details of the so called "raid" are sketchy at best, if not COMPLETELY UNDOCUMENTED. In fact, the only proof we have is

a phone conversation, un-taped, un-written, UNDOCUMENTED. My fellow bloggers, in times like this, I strongly urge you to not jump to conclusions. Just

beacause someone said it does not mean it happened.

As far as we know, this is just another web rumor.

best regards,

Pokemon talent!

Hi! this is crabs1, anouncing a hillarious skit! read on.

Pokemon Talent: A Strange and Random Production by crabs1
MC Arena: hello hello! I'm MC Arena! And the way I talk,I A'int no Ballerina! HOLLA!!!
Audience:Wha?
MC Arena:[embarrassed] O.k., let's.. um..see our judges.from flamin' Scorched Plains, CYNDAQUIL!!!
Cyndaquil:Hi! This segment is brought to you by Ludi-cola!
Skitty:ugh. dont tell me you're accepting paid endorsments again.
MC Arena:YO, sitstah! no talkin' befo' I introduce ya!
skitty:I CAN TALK WHENEVER I WANT,"YO", AND DON'T CALLME SISTAH!
Audience:OOOOOOOOOOOOOH...
MC Arena: ok, ok, sorry to bust yo' chill.
skitty: I'LL BUST MORE THAN YOUR CHILL!
Audience:OOOOOOOOOOOOH AGAIN...
MC Arena: alright, before I end up in Intensive Care,Skitty!
Skitty: thank you, and IF IT WEREN'T FOR A CERTAIN SNOTTY HOST(!),it would be a joy to be here.
MC Arena: and finally, the most easily offended of our judges, Grimer!
Grimer:[presses "X"] OH NO YOU DIDN'T!
MC Arena: Grimer, we haven't even started yet.
Grimer: OH NO YOU DIDN'T! OH NO YOU DIDN'T!
Cyndaquil: This is getting weird fast...
MC Arena: And without further ado, let's see our first act, piplup!
Grimer:[Presses "X"] OH NO YOU DIDN'T!
[piplup comes out in a black tux wih a rose corsage.piplup begins to sing majestically in a way that is almost angelic. his performance is perfect in every way. as he finishes, the audience, in tears, gives him a standing ovation.]
MC Arena:*sob* sorry for gettin' all soft, yo, but that was the best performance i've eva seen! I just gots to give ya a pat on da back!
[MC Arena gives piplup a pat on the back, piplup gags and coughes up an i-pod wih speakers(!).]
Audience: GASP!!!
piplup:uhh...oops?
[cyndaquil and skitty both press "X", booting piplup from the show.]
MC Arena:well, widout furter ado, our next (and hopefullyhonest) act, torchic!
Grimer:[Presses "X"] OH NO YOU DIDN'T!
[torchic emerges wearing a cowboy hat and toting a guitar.]
Torchic:[with deep southern accent]I'd like to dedicate this one to all the boys back home! [singing]*hey mean mister bossman, i'm quittin this here job,you've been outside gettin' tanned,and i've been gettin robbed!my life is worth so much more than a dollar ten an hour,wakin' up 'bout a quarter to four and im startin' to turn sour.so hey mean mister bossman i'm a-quittin this her job,i'm sick of eatin' oat bran and livin' like a slob.you gots me livin' like a slob.*YEEHAW!
MC Arena, wat do yo' think judges?
cyndaquil: it was ok, I guess.
skitty: that almost sounds as good as you look!
torchic:why, thanks lil' missy.
skitty: DON'T CALL ME MISSY!
grimer:OH NO YOU DIDN'T!!
MC Arena:torchic did good but he needs your votes! can he do it?
Little guy:NO!
[security throws him off camera, producing a large thud.]
little guy:[dizzily] lions and tigers and bears, oh my...
MC arena: and finally, our last act, voltorb!
voltorb: ya known what's explosive?
audience: WHAT?
voltorb:me!
[voltorb explodes.happinys carry him away on a stretcher.]
skitty: wow, that was close. thanks for sheilding me cyndaquil.
cyndaquil:owwwwww...
Grimer:OH NO YOU DIDN'T!
MC Arena: o.k., that's it for tonight's show!tune in next time and don't forget to vote on..
Audience:POKEMON TALENT! YAAAAAAAAY!
~end transmission~

So, what do you think? post your say here! i'll be waiting.

signed,

Crabs1

grimer and joel: not the best spies...